Month: November 2024
Garbage Time
Local Gays Invite Jerry Jones Curtain Shopping
In a hilariously awkward twist, local gays invited Jerry Jones to a mimosa-fueled curtain-shopping spree to fix AT&T Stadium's sun problem. Fabulousness ensued—mostly.
Hot TrashLocal Woman
Study Confirms: Every $100k You Make Adds an Inch to Your …
In news that’s sure to make crypto bros invest even harder, science confirms: for every $100,000 you make per year, your penis grows...
Hot TrashLocal Woman
Woman Adds Lemon to Her Alkaline Water; Scientists Confirm She Has No Idea What Alkaline Means
"Adding lemon to alkaline water might be the ultimate science-meets-vibes fail—because if it’s wrong, at least it feels so right."
Trashy Eats
North Korean Troops Join Russia in Ukraine, Giddy Over “Luxury” of Full Meals Even Amid Artillery Barrages
North Korean troops in Ukraine, tempted by full meals and maybe even appetizers, are loving the front line more than Pyongyang ration lines.
