Year: 2025
Porn Industry Invents New Gender to Keep Up With Market Demand
"We've filmed every conceivable pairing, grouping, and obscure sub-genre imaginable," said industry executive Ron P. "We simply had nowhere else to go but...
BLM Activists in Moscow, Demand Russia Elect a Black President
"We thought 'ОМОН' was their version of BLM, but it turns out they don’t do allyship—just batons."
CIA Recruits Johnny Sins to Penetrate ISIS Terrorist Cell
“With years of experience in deep-cover operations, Johnny has proven time and time again that he can go in hard, stay in for...
Cockroach Leaves Scathing 1-Star Review for Roach Motel on Tripadvisor
"If you value your antennae, DO NOT STAY HERE," warned an anonymous cockroach, calling the Roach Motel a "literal death trap" in a...
Woman Lets Jesus Into Her Heart; He Hasn’t Called or Texted Since
"Local woman lets Jesus into her heart, but three weeks later, she’s still waiting for a follow-up text."
Local Man Surprised No Food in His Fridge After Checking 7 Times
“There’s no food here—just ingredients to make food,” local man laments after checking his refrigerator seven times, hoping for a miracle.
Wife Shocked Husband’s TV Coaching Isn’t Helping His Team
“He’s giving such clear advice—things like ‘Run the ball!’ and ‘What are you doing?’” wife laments as her husband yells at the game,...
Pretty Sure Dentist Just Farted But Can’t Say Anything in Middle of Root Canal
“I couldn’t even turn my head to give him a look,” Brandon lamented, “because, you know, drills and all.”
Local Man Pretty Sure He’d Run a Corporation Better Than CEO
Carl B., a self-proclaimed business mastermind and full-time disability recipient since 2012, took to social media this week with a bold claim: he...
Corporate Puts In Changes to ‘Boost Morale and Productivity’
Help Employees Find Motivation to Update Resumes
