Fast Food
Alabama Couple Ditches First Dance for Field-Dressing a Deer
In lieu of a first dance, one Alabama couple is choosing to field-dress a deer at their wedding, with a Waffle House reception...
Starting the Day with a Cigarette, a Red Bull, and Two Big Spoonfuls of Nutella Is Not “The Breakfast of Champions”
Dietician confirms: starting the day with a cigarette, a Red Bull, and two big spoonfuls of Nutella is not "the breakfast of champions,"...
Fast Food Executive Claims: “If We Deep Fry It and Throw Some Cheese on Top, Those Savages Will Eat Anything”
"If we deep fry it and throw some cheese on top, those savages will eat anything," claims fast-food exec with confidence only matched...
Man in His 30s Struggles to Answer, “What Did You Do This Weekend?”
“Staring into his coffee, Dave combed through a dim mental slideshow, struggling to recall anything worth mentioning from his weekend aside from TikTok...
Chicago Style: Why Ketchup is a No-Go
A Kansas tourist learned the hard way that asking for ketchup on a Chicago dog is a recipe for disaster—and a mild concussion.
U.S. Military Now Able to Deploy Mobile Burger King Anywhere in 24 Hours
"Troops that have access to a steady supply of burgers, fries, and milkshakes? They fight harder. They fight longer. They fight for that...
Bag of Fries Includes Bonus Onion Rings; Customer Compares It to Winning Lottery
"I reached into the bag expecting fries, and then bam—onion rings,” exclaimed Adam B., still visibly shaken by the experience."
Local Man Now Understands How Grandma Feels Talking About Prices Back in the Day
Move over, Grandma—one local man has officially entered the “back in my day” stage of life, and he’s barely hit his 30s. Thanks...
