ignorance
Woman Adds Lemon to Her Alkaline Water; Scientists Confirm She Has No Idea What Alkaline Means
"Adding lemon to alkaline water might be the ultimate science-meets-vibes fail—because if it’s wrong, at least it feels so right."
Woman Still Convinced She Will Receive Free iPhone 15
Karen M. remains unwavering in her belief that she will receive a free iPhone 15 after responding to a suspicious pop-up ad. Despite...
Local Man Takes Entire Family on Field Trip to Sheriff’s Office After ‘Learning the Law’ on YouTube
Local man Ted G. leads his family on an unexpected “field trip” to the sheriff’s office after trying to flex his YouTube legal...
Local Man Feels Urge to Discuss Politics With Customer Service Rep
"I’m just here to help with your internet connection," said the customer service rep, just moments before reconsidering her entire life.
Jogger Spends More Time Picking Playlist Than Actually Running
"Local jogger Matt T. spends more time curating the ultimate 'Beast Mode' playlist than actually running – because true cardio requires a soundtrack."
Guy at Gym Still Doesn’t Know How to Use Half the Equipment, But He’s Not Asking
"Local gym-goer Todd R. has been misusing fitness equipment for six months and refuses all assistance, claiming he’s 'just here for the vibes.'"
Starting the Day with a Cigarette, a Red Bull, and Two Big Spoonfuls of Nutella Is Not “The Breakfast of Champions”
Dietician confirms: starting the day with a cigarette, a Red Bull, and two big spoonfuls of Nutella is not "the breakfast of champions,"...
Co-worker Tells a Story, With Breath So Bad It Makes Man’s Eyes Water
"The more he talked, the worse it got. It was like he had a three-course meal of garlic, roadkill, and onions just before...
