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BLM Activists in Moscow, Demand Russia Elect a Black President

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Woman Lets Jesus Into Her Heart; He Hasn’t Called or Texted Since

"Local woman lets Jesus into her heart, but three weeks later, she’s still waiting for a follow-up text."

Local Man Surprised No Food in His Fridge After Checking 7 Times

“There’s no food here—just ingredients to make food,” local man laments after checking his refrigerator seven times, hoping for a miracle.

Pretty Sure Dentist Just Farted But Can’t Say Anything in Middle of Root Canal

“I couldn’t even turn my head to give him a look,” Brandon lamented, “because, you know, drills and all.”

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Local Man Surprised No Food in His Fridge After Checking 7 Times

“There’s no food here—just ingredients to make food,” local man laments after checking his refrigerator seven times, hoping for a miracle.

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Pretty Sure Dentist Just Farted But Can’t Say Anything in Middle of Root Canal

“I couldn’t even turn my head to give him a look,” Brandon lamented, “because, you know, drills and all.”

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Local Man Pretty Sure He’d Run a Corporation Better Than CEO

Carl B., a self-proclaimed business mastermind and full-time disability recipient since 2012, took to social media this week with a bold claim: he...

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Study Confirms: Every $100k You Make Adds an Inch to Your …

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North Korean Troops Join Russia in Ukraine, Giddy Over “Luxury” of Full Meals Even Amid Artillery Barrages

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Man Loses It After Friend Texts During Latest ADHD Induced Crisis

After juggling 50 tasks at once, local man’s focus shattered by casual text, erupts into fiery rage

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Local Parents Startled by Eerie Silence, Fear Apocalypse-Level Disaster Unfolding in Kid’s Bedroom

Local parents Sarah and Tom M. reported being Afraid Kids Too Quiet, What Did They Do Now. The usually chaotic children ate still...

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Man Working in Call Center Wonders If Being Homeless Is All That Bad

After another soul-crushing shift filled with angry customers, Gavin L. is starting to wonder if living on the streets might offer more freedom...

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When 90s Nostalgia Meets Gen Z: A Personal Story

Local man David B. realizes he's no longer part of the cool crowd after being referred to as born in the "late 1900s"...

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Politicians Announce: Your Tax Money Is Being Used to Help Those Who Need It Most—Politicians and Their Families

"Thanks to your tax dollars, my brother’s consulting firm just got another government contract, and my daughter’s internship on the National Commission for...

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Woman Drowning in Debt Thinks Getting One More Loan Will Fix Things

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