About Us
Welcome to The Garbage Gazette, where we don’t just report the news—we set it on fire and roast marshmallows in the smoldering ruins of reality!
Founded in 2024 by a ragtag crew of ex-barflies with too much free time and too little sobriety, The Garbage Gazette was born from the holy trinity of boredom, disillusionment, and an urgent need for beer money. Our mission? To find out just how much fun we can squeeze out of “news” when we stop worrying about pesky little things like “facts.”
Here at The Garbage Gazette, we specialize in the absurd, the nonsensical, and the utterly fabricated. This isn’t just fake news; this is fake news on a rollercoaster, hopped up on caffeine, with a glitter bomb strapped to its back. We’re what happens when journalism gets bitten by a radioactive trash panda.
Our staff of delightfully unqualified, possibly hallucinating writers toil around the clock to bring you stories that matter least. From extraterrestrial avocados plotting to take over brunch culture to mole people manipulating cryptocurrency, if it’s bizarre and unhinged, we’re on it. We maintain the journalistic integrity of a crayon drawing on a restaurant napkin—and we’re proud of it.
So, why do we do it? Partly because we needed a hobby that didn’t involve pickling our livers, and partly because, if the mainstream media can occasionally play fast and loose with the truth, why shouldn’t we run with it like it’s an Olympic sport? We just took it to the logical extreme—where reason goes to die, and nonsense reigns supreme.
Sit back, relax, and prepare to be bewildered by our unapologetically absurd content. Remember: nothing you read here is remotely true, but if you’re on social media, you’re used to that anyway.
And while you’re here, consider clicking on an ad. Our writers need to keep their tinfoil hats updated with the latest in anti-alien mind control tech, and your support keeps the garbage truck rolling.
Welcome to The Garbage Gazette: Where Truth Goes to Die.
(Disclaimer: If you’re looking for actual news, please consult a reputable source—assuming you can find one.)
