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Man Fears Nothing at a Haunted House, His Own Apartment – The Real Horror
"Bryan S. laughed his way through the state’s most terrifying haunted house. His secret? His apartment is a far scarier place."
Local Uncle Turns Bright Red After Yelling at TV Over 30-Second Nancy Pelosi Clip
Uncle Randy turned bright red last night, not from sunburn, but from a TV-induced meltdown after seeing Nancy Pelosi on screen for a...
Alabama Couple Ditches First Dance for Field-Dressing a Deer
In lieu of a first dance, one Alabama couple is choosing to field-dress a deer at their wedding, with a Waffle House reception...
ADHD: The Art of Forgetting What You’re Doing While You’re Doing It
"ADHD is a masterclass in simultaneously doing everything and nothing. Tasks vanish like socks in a dryer, and somehow, we end up with...
Area Mom Thinks It’ll Be “Spooky Fun” to Drink Wine Out of a Pumpkin
"Janice R. thought drinking wine from a pumpkin would be 'spooky fun.' An hour later, she was passed out in the graveyard scene."
Local Man Takes Entire Family on Field Trip to Sheriff’s Office After ‘Learning the Law’ on YouTube
Local man Ted G. leads his family on an unexpected “field trip” to the sheriff’s office after trying to flex his YouTube legal...
Man Loses It After Friend Texts During Latest ADHD Induced Crisis
After juggling 50 tasks at once, local man’s focus shattered by casual text, erupts into fiery rage
Local Spider Judges Homeowner’s Halloween Decor
Local spider visibly unimpressed by homeowner's tacky Halloween web display, wonders where it all went wrong in synthetic web design.
