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Coworker Oblivious to “Damn, That’s Crazy” Cue, Continues Story Like It’s Riveting
"In an astounding feat of social obliviousness, local man Eric S. powered through a mundane story about his weekend drywall repair, despite his...
Man Who Bought Three Houses in His Life Feels Qualified to Lecture Banker on Mortgages; Is Completely Wrong
"Local man who’s bought three houses in his life is pretty sure he knows more than his banker about mortgages. He does not."
Man in His 30s Struggles to Answer, “What Did You Do This Weekend?”
“Staring into his coffee, Dave combed through a dim mental slideshow, struggling to recall anything worth mentioning from his weekend aside from TikTok...
Man Stuck in Traffic Aggressively Honks at Car in Front of Him
“It’s like they don’t even care that I’ve got a 5:30 reservation,” Greg fumed, blaring his horn at the driver ahead, hoping to...
New Puppy Completely Unfazed by Owner’s Empty Threats of Shelter Return
"It’s like he doesn’t even understand I'm upset," says Jess, as her new puppy lovingly destroys her shoes.
Blind Date Win: He Isn’t a Murderer, She Isn’t Fat
In what sources are calling a resounding victory for the lowered expectations of dating in the modern age, local woman Linda M., 29,...
Man with Nosebleed Sneezes, Unleashes Biohazard-Level Disaster on Unsuspecting Café Patrons
"It was like someone detonated a ketchup grenade," one horrified witness reported after a man’s nosebleed-turned-sneeze disaster left a café drenched in an...
Local Man Now Understands How Grandma Feels Talking About Prices Back in the Day
Move over, Grandma—one local man has officially entered the “back in my day” stage of life, and he’s barely hit his 30s. Thanks...
