Local Man
Local Man Surprised No Food in His Fridge After Checking 7 Times
“There’s no food here—just ingredients to make food,” local man laments after checking his refrigerator seven times, hoping for a miracle.
Wife Shocked Husband’s TV Coaching Isn’t Helping His Team
“He’s giving such clear advice—things like ‘Run the ball!’ and ‘What are you doing?’” wife laments as her husband yells at the game,...
Pretty Sure Dentist Just Farted But Can’t Say Anything in Middle of Root Canal
“I couldn’t even turn my head to give him a look,” Brandon lamented, “because, you know, drills and all.”
Local Man Pretty Sure He’d Run a Corporation Better Than CEO
Carl B., a self-proclaimed business mastermind and full-time disability recipient since 2012, took to social media this week with a bold claim: he...
The FBI Finally Finds Waldo
“After decades of international hide-and-seek, the FBI has finally captured Waldo in Luxembourg. Turns out, the best disguise was just refusing to change...
Grooms Break Off Gay Marriage After Heated Debate Over Wedding Dress
Mark and Jonathan broke up before the vows—because sometimes love is blind, but vanity isn't.
Area Divorced Dads Know Nothing About Women, Everything About Diesel Engines, Smoking Pork Butt, and WWII Submarines
New stats reveal area divorced dads have a 100% proficiency in diesel engines, smoking pork, and WWII submarines, but are clueless about relationships.
Man Claims “It’s About the Journey, Not the Destination” as Family Realizes They’ve Been Lost for 3 Hours
ocal man Jared F. was reported as saying, "It’s about the journey, not the destination," while stubbornly refusing to admit he’s been lost...
