Local Man
Man Fears Nothing at a Haunted House, His Own Apartment – The Real Horror
"Bryan S. laughed his way through the state’s most terrifying haunted house. His secret? His apartment is a far scarier place."
Local Uncle Turns Bright Red After Yelling at TV Over 30-Second Nancy Pelosi Clip
Uncle Randy turned bright red last night, not from sunburn, but from a TV-induced meltdown after seeing Nancy Pelosi on screen for a...
Local Man Takes Entire Family on Field Trip to Sheriff’s Office After ‘Learning the Law’ on YouTube
Local man Ted G. leads his family on an unexpected “field trip” to the sheriff’s office after trying to flex his YouTube legal...
Man Loses It After Friend Texts During Latest ADHD Induced Crisis
After juggling 50 tasks at once, local man’s focus shattered by casual text, erupts into fiery rage
Man’s Mother Drags on Phone Call Despite Numerous Attempts by Man to Hang Up Gracefully
“She’s like the Michael Jordan of hanging up: just when you think she’s done, she comes back out of retirement with another thing...
Local Parents Startled by Eerie Silence, Fear Apocalypse-Level Disaster Unfolding in Kid’s Bedroom
Local parents Sarah and Tom M. reported being Afraid Kids Too Quiet, What Did They Do Now. The usually chaotic children ate still...
When 90s Nostalgia Meets Gen Z: A Personal Story
Local man David B. realizes he's no longer part of the cool crowd after being referred to as born in the "late 1900s"...
Local Man Performs Annual ‘Change of Bed Sheets’ Ritual
After 364 days of rigorous non-laundry, local man Greg M. undertakes his yearly bed-sheet change, declaring his bed a 'sanctified' zone.
