Local Man
Man Stands Right Next to You at Urinal, Tries to Start Conversation
In what can only be described as a modern tragedy, local man Kevin J. made the bold decision to stand directly next to...
Uncles’ Political Debate Ends, Both Somehow Completely Wrong
"It was like watching two blindfolded people have a sword fight in the dark—they’re both missing the point and each other."
Man at Department Store Warned He Would “Blow Up the Bathroom”
In a gastrointestinal misunderstanding, police responded to a "bomb threat" at a department store—only to find a man in dire need of a...
Coworker Oblivious to “Damn, That’s Crazy” Cue, Continues Story Like It’s Riveting
"In an astounding feat of social obliviousness, local man Eric S. powered through a mundane story about his weekend drywall repair, despite his...
Your one uncle, the one with the knee that sounds like it’s filled with Rice Krispies, claims he would have “walked it off and kept fighting” after a brutal MMA knockout.
Your uncle with the knee that sounds like Rice Krispies swears he could’ve "walked it off" during an MMA fight knockout. He’s "built...
Teenager Confuses Reddit with Google, Learns Valuable Lesson in Humiliation
Local teen Ryan D. made the tragic mistake of using Reddit as a search engine, leading to hours of insults and absolutely zero...
Man Who Bought Three Houses in His Life Feels Qualified to Lecture Banker on Mortgages; Is Completely Wrong
"Local man who’s bought three houses in his life is pretty sure he knows more than his banker about mortgages. He does not."
Man in His 30s Struggles to Answer, “What Did You Do This Weekend?”
“Staring into his coffee, Dave combed through a dim mental slideshow, struggling to recall anything worth mentioning from his weekend aside from TikTok...
