Local Man
Man Working in Call Center Wonders If Being Homeless Is All That Bad
After another soul-crushing shift filled with angry customers, Gavin L. is starting to wonder if living on the streets might offer more freedom...
Local Uncle Confuses Google Search and Facebook Post, Desperately Tries to Erase Embarrassing Updates Like “College Girl Porn” and “Huge Tits”
"Stan’s entire extended family—including cousins, aunts, and even his pastor—were treated to such enlightening updates as 'college girl porn' and 'huge tits' in...
Local Man, Too Poor to Afford Health Insurance, Buys Discount Chicken Meat, Hoping There’s Antibiotics In It
Photo Description: A disheveled man holding a package of discount chicken meat, standing in the freezer aisle of a grocery store, with a...
Local Man Passionately Defends What He Believes the Constitution and Bible Say, on Twitter (He Has Read Neither)
Local man takes to Twitter to defend what he believes are the core tenets of the Constitution and the Bible—despite never having read...
Local Dad Pulls Ultimate Dad Power Move
"It's the BBQ equivalent of getting pantsed in front of the whole neighborhood."
Man Loses 180 lb of Unhealthy Weight by Filing for Divorce
“I instantly dropped 180 pounds of negativity the moment those papers were signed. Divorce is the best diet plan out there!”
Man Turns 30 with Big Dreams, But All He Gets Is a Bald Spot
"I thought 30 would bring wisdom and success," says local man. "Turns out, all it brought was male-pattern betrayal."
Man Devastated After Losing 8-Leg Parlay; Sources Confirm Rent Money Was on the Line
"I was one game away from never working again!"
