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Study Reveals Most Injuries in Professional Football Caused by Celebration Dances Gone Wrong
A new study reveals that more injuries in professional football are caused by post-touchdown celebration dances gone wrong than by actual gameplay.
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Your one uncle, the one with the knee that sounds like it’s filled with Rice Krispies, claims he would have “walked it off and kept fighting” after a brutal MMA knockout.
Your uncle with the knee that sounds like Rice Krispies swears he could’ve "walked it off" during an MMA fight knockout. He’s "built...
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Breaking NASCAR News: They’re Going Left, Really, Really Fast
"They're going left, and they're doing it really, really fast."
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Man Devastated After Losing 8-Leg Parlay; Sources Confirm Rent Money Was on the Line
"I was one game away from never working again!"
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Man Stakes Entire Happiness on Fantasy Football League, Most Starters Injured by Now, Off to 0-3 Start
Dallas, TX – In a tragic turn of events for local man Jake Thompson, his happiness, which he had precariously balanced on the...
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Airport Baggage Handler Wins ‘Briefcase Toss Challenge,’ Accused of Picking Lightest Suitcase on the Flight
"Accused of picking the lightest suitcase, airport baggage handler Tony R. claims his toss was all about technique—not weight."
Everyone Hates Joe Buck
"Joe Buck has managed to unite sports fans across teams, cities, and rivalries—with everyone hating him equally."
October 10, 2024