E-Waste
Technology and Modern Life
Teenage Girl Unlocks All the Achievements on Her Car’s Dashboard
Local teen Madison P. mistakes her car’s warning lights for game-like achievements, believing she’s unlocking next-level driving skills—while her car slowly falls apart.
Woman Still Convinced She Will Receive Free iPhone 15
Karen M. remains unwavering in her belief that she will receive a free iPhone 15 after responding to a suspicious pop-up ad. Despite...
AI Breakthrough: Technology to be Used to Listen to Your Grandmother’s Boring Stories, So You Don’t Have To
In a revolutionary breakthrough, new AI technology allows you to listen to your grandmother’s endless stories—without having to actually listen to your grandmother’s...
New TikTok Trend Takes Over, You’re Dumb for Not Following It
“It’s like, if you’re not doing this TikTok challenge, why are you even alive? What do you do all day? Work? Pffft, that’s...
Local Man Plays Another Round of Call of Duty, Sparking Parents’ Dog Adoption
"The dog won’t talk back, it won’t order DoorDash four times a week, and at this point, it has a better chance of...
Teenager Confuses Reddit with Google, Learns Valuable Lesson in Humiliation
Local teen Ryan D. made the tragic mistake of using Reddit as a search engine, leading to hours of insults and absolutely zero...
Girl with No Personality Adds “Bisexual” to Instagram Profile, Like a Chef Adding Garnish to a Boring Meal
"Local twenty-something Ashley M. has added 'bisexual' to her Instagram bio, comparing it to sprinkling a touch of parsley over a plain dish...
Local Man Blames Technology for Lack of Dating Success
Local man Mike H. blames technology for his lack of dating success, despite a few glaringly obvious hurdles, including his poor hygiene and...
