E-Waste
Technology and Modern Life
Girl with No Personality Adds “Bisexual” to Instagram Profile, Like a Chef Adding Garnish to a Boring Meal
"Local twenty-something Ashley M. has added 'bisexual' to her Instagram bio, comparing it to sprinkling a touch of parsley over a plain dish...
Local Man Blames Technology for Lack of Dating Success
Local man Mike H. blames technology for his lack of dating success, despite a few glaringly obvious hurdles, including his poor hygiene and...
YouTube Announces They’re Almost Done Getting Rid of Any Content with Value
In a bold new direction that has stunned users, YouTube executives announced today that they are nearing completion of their goal to phase...
Social Justice Warrior Believes Everyone’s Voice Should Be Heard—Unless You Disagree With Her, Then You Should Be Cancelled
Samantha L., a local social justice advocate, promotes inclusivity and freedom of expression while insisting that dissenting opinions should be silenced. She defines...
Local Uncle Confuses Google Search and Facebook Post, Desperately Tries to Erase Embarrassing Updates Like “College Girl Porn” and “Huge Tits”
"Stan’s entire extended family—including cousins, aunts, and even his pastor—were treated to such enlightening updates as 'college girl porn' and 'huge tits' in...
Local Man Passionately Defends What He Believes the Constitution and Bible Say, on Twitter (He Has Read Neither)
Local man takes to Twitter to defend what he believes are the core tenets of the Constitution and the Bible—despite never having read...
