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Man Stands Right Next to You at Urinal, Tries to Start Conversation
In what can only be described as a modern tragedy, local man Kevin J. made the bold decision to stand directly next to...
Uncles’ Political Debate Ends, Both Somehow Completely Wrong
"It was like watching two blindfolded people have a sword fight in the dark—they’re both missing the point and each other."
Local Woman Confident She’s Only 4-5 Toxic Relationships Away from Finding “The One”
"Sara H., a seasoned veteran of questionable romances, is confident she’s only four or five emotional catastrophes away from her soulmate. 'If I...
Coworker Oblivious to “Damn, That’s Crazy” Cue, Continues Story Like It’s Riveting
"In an astounding feat of social obliviousness, local man Eric S. powered through a mundane story about his weekend drywall repair, despite his...
Your one uncle, the one with the knee that sounds like it’s filled with Rice Krispies, claims he would have “walked it off and kept fighting” after a brutal MMA knockout.
Your uncle with the knee that sounds like Rice Krispies swears he could’ve "walked it off" during an MMA fight knockout. He’s "built...
Man Who Bought Three Houses in His Life Feels Qualified to Lecture Banker on Mortgages; Is Completely Wrong
"Local man who’s bought three houses in his life is pretty sure he knows more than his banker about mortgages. He does not."
Man Stuck in Traffic Aggressively Honks at Car in Front of Him
“It’s like they don’t even care that I’ve got a 5:30 reservation,” Greg fumed, blaring his horn at the driver ahead, hoping to...
Chicago Style: Why Ketchup is a No-Go
A Kansas tourist learned the hard way that asking for ketchup on a Chicago dog is a recipe for disaster—and a mild concussion.
