Self-Care
Starting the Day with a Cigarette, a Red Bull, and Two Big Spoonfuls of Nutella Is Not “The Breakfast of Champions”
Dietician confirms: starting the day with a cigarette, a Red Bull, and two big spoonfuls of Nutella is not "the breakfast of champions,"...
Man in His 30s Struggles to Answer, “What Did You Do This Weekend?”
“Staring into his coffee, Dave combed through a dim mental slideshow, struggling to recall anything worth mentioning from his weekend aside from TikTok...
Man Working in Call Center Wonders If Being Homeless Is All That Bad
After another soul-crushing shift filled with angry customers, Gavin L. is starting to wonder if living on the streets might offer more freedom...
Aunt With No Medical Degree Knows the Perfect Essential Oil to Help You
"Without a medical degree but brimming with misplaced confidence, Aunt Linda R. has been prescribing a variety of floral and citrus-scented concoctions for...
Man Loses 180 lb of Unhealthy Weight by Filing for Divorce
“I instantly dropped 180 pounds of negativity the moment those papers were signed. Divorce is the best diet plan out there!”
Man Claims: Hearing Voices, Paranoia, and Smoking Crystal Meth Are Unrelated
Darren “D-Money” Johnson, 38, claims his severe paranoia and hallucinations are unrelated to his crystal meth use, despite being detained after alarming public...
