Year: 2024
Local Housewife Holds Strong Opinions on Geopolitics Despite Never Leaving Iowa
"I don’t need to go to Europe to know it’s a mess over there,” says Karen L., 52, who holds strong opinions on...
Man Claims “It’s About the Journey, Not the Destination” as Family Realizes They’ve Been Lost for 3 Hours
ocal man Jared F. was reported as saying, "It’s about the journey, not the destination," while stubbornly refusing to admit he’s been lost...
Man Fears Nothing at a Haunted House, His Own Apartment – The Real Horror
"Bryan S. laughed his way through the state’s most terrifying haunted house. His secret? His apartment is a far scarier place."
Local Uncle Turns Bright Red After Yelling at TV Over 30-Second Nancy Pelosi Clip
Uncle Randy turned bright red last night, not from sunburn, but from a TV-induced meltdown after seeing Nancy Pelosi on screen for a...
Teenage Girl Unlocks All the Achievements on Her Car’s Dashboard
Local teen Madison P. mistakes her car’s warning lights for game-like achievements, believing she’s unlocking next-level driving skills—while her car slowly falls apart.
Alabama Couple Ditches First Dance for Field-Dressing a Deer
In lieu of a first dance, one Alabama couple is choosing to field-dress a deer at their wedding, with a Waffle House reception...
Woman Still Convinced She Will Receive Free iPhone 15
Karen M. remains unwavering in her belief that she will receive a free iPhone 15 after responding to a suspicious pop-up ad. Despite...
AI Breakthrough: Technology to be Used to Listen to Your Grandmother’s Boring Stories, So You Don’t Have To
In a revolutionary breakthrough, new AI technology allows you to listen to your grandmother’s endless stories—without having to actually listen to your grandmother’s...
ADHD: The Art of Forgetting What You’re Doing While You’re Doing It
"ADHD is a masterclass in simultaneously doing everything and nothing. Tasks vanish like socks in a dryer, and somehow, we end up with...
Jay Cutler still being awesome, Bears quarterback arrested for DUI
Jay Cutler makes headlines for all the wrong reasons—again—and middle-aged Bears fans couldn’t be prouder. Now with a divorce and a mugshot, he’s...
