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Hot TrashLocal Woman

Woman’s Attempt to Secure Loan Thwarted by Lack of Credit, Stable Income, Collateral, Common Sense

"A local woman’s attempt to secure a loan was swiftly denied due to her severe lack of credit, income, collateral, and common sense."

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Starting the Day with a Cigarette, a Red Bull, and Two Big Spoonfuls of Nutella Is Not “The Breakfast of Champions”

Dietician confirms: starting the day with a cigarette, a Red Bull, and two big spoonfuls of Nutella is not "the breakfast of champions,"...

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Co-worker Tells a Story, With Breath So Bad It Makes Man’s Eyes Water

"The more he talked, the worse it got. It was like he had a three-course meal of garlic, roadkill, and onions just before...

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Man Stands Right Next to You at Urinal, Tries to Start Conversation

In what can only be described as a modern tragedy, local man Kevin J. made the bold decision to stand directly next to...

Hot TrashLocal Man

Uncles’ Political Debate Ends, Both Somehow Completely Wrong

"It was like watching two blindfolded people have a sword fight in the dark—they’re both missing the point and each other."

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Study Reveals Most Injuries in Professional Football Caused by Celebration Dances Gone Wrong

A new study reveals that more injuries in professional football are caused by post-touchdown celebration dances gone wrong than by actual gameplay.

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Man at Department Store Warned He Would “Blow Up the Bathroom”

In a gastrointestinal misunderstanding, police responded to a "bomb threat" at a department store—only to find a man in dire need of a...

Trashy Eats

Fast Food Executive Claims: “If We Deep Fry It and Throw Some Cheese on Top, Those Savages Will Eat Anything”

"If we deep fry it and throw some cheese on top, those savages will eat anything," claims fast-food exec with confidence only matched...

Hot TrashLocal Woman

Local Woman Confident She’s Only 4-5 Toxic Relationships Away from Finding “The One”

"Sara H., a seasoned veteran of questionable romances, is confident she’s only four or five emotional catastrophes away from her soulmate. 'If I...

Hot TrashLocal Man

Coworker Oblivious to “Damn, That’s Crazy” Cue, Continues Story Like It’s Riveting

"In an astounding feat of social obliviousness, local man Eric S. powered through a mundane story about his weekend drywall repair, despite his...