"A local woman’s attempt to secure a loan was swiftly denied due to her severe lack of credit, income, collateral, and common sense."
October 10, 2024Dietician confirms: starting the day with a cigarette, a Red Bull, and two big spoonfuls of Nutella is not "the breakfast of champions,"...
October 10, 2024"The more he talked, the worse it got. It was like he had a three-course meal of garlic, roadkill, and onions just before...
October 10, 2024In what can only be described as a modern tragedy, local man Kevin J. made the bold decision to stand directly next to...
October 10, 2024"It was like watching two blindfolded people have a sword fight in the dark—they’re both missing the point and each other."
October 10, 2024A new study reveals that more injuries in professional football are caused by post-touchdown celebration dances gone wrong than by actual gameplay.
October 10, 2024In a gastrointestinal misunderstanding, police responded to a "bomb threat" at a department store—only to find a man in dire need of a...
October 10, 2024"If we deep fry it and throw some cheese on top, those savages will eat anything," claims fast-food exec with confidence only matched...
October 10, 2024"Sara H., a seasoned veteran of questionable romances, is confident she’s only four or five emotional catastrophes away from her soulmate. 'If I...
October 10, 2024"In an astounding feat of social obliviousness, local man Eric S. powered through a mundane story about his weekend drywall repair, despite his...
October 10, 2024