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Your one uncle, the one with the knee that sounds like it’s filled with Rice Krispies, claims he would have “walked it off and kept fighting” after a brutal MMA knockout.

Your uncle with the knee that sounds like Rice Krispies swears he could’ve "walked it off" during an MMA fight knockout. He’s "built...

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Teenager Confuses Reddit with Google, Learns Valuable Lesson in Humiliation

Local teen Ryan D. made the tragic mistake of using Reddit as a search engine, leading to hours of insults and absolutely zero...

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Everyone Hates Joe Buck

"Joe Buck has managed to unite sports fans across teams, cities, and rivalries—with everyone hating him equally."

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Breaking NASCAR News: They’re Going Left, Really, Really Fast

"They're going left, and they're doing it really, really fast."

Hot TrashLocal Man

Man Who Bought Three Houses in His Life Feels Qualified to Lecture Banker on Mortgages; Is Completely Wrong

"Local man who’s bought three houses in his life is pretty sure he knows more than his banker about mortgages. He does not."

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Man in His 30s Struggles to Answer, “What Did You Do This Weekend?”

“Staring into his coffee, Dave combed through a dim mental slideshow, struggling to recall anything worth mentioning from his weekend aside from TikTok...

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Man Stuck in Traffic Aggressively Honks at Car in Front of Him

“It’s like they don’t even care that I’ve got a 5:30 reservation,” Greg fumed, blaring his horn at the driver ahead, hoping to...

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New Puppy Completely Unfazed by Owner’s Empty Threats of Shelter Return

"It’s like he doesn’t even understand I'm upset," says Jess, as her new puppy lovingly destroys her shoes.

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Girl with No Personality Adds “Bisexual” to Instagram Profile, Like a Chef Adding Garnish to a Boring Meal

"Local twenty-something Ashley M. has added 'bisexual' to her Instagram bio, comparing it to sprinkling a touch of parsley over a plain dish...

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Blind Date Win: He Isn’t a Murderer, She Isn’t Fat

In what sources are calling a resounding victory for the lowered expectations of dating in the modern age, local woman Linda M., 29,...