Your uncle with the knee that sounds like Rice Krispies swears he could’ve "walked it off" during an MMA fight knockout. He’s "built...
October 10, 2024Local teen Ryan D. made the tragic mistake of using Reddit as a search engine, leading to hours of insults and absolutely zero...
October 10, 2024"They're going left, and they're doing it really, really fast."
October 10, 2024"Local man who’s bought three houses in his life is pretty sure he knows more than his banker about mortgages. He does not."
October 10, 2024“Staring into his coffee, Dave combed through a dim mental slideshow, struggling to recall anything worth mentioning from his weekend aside from TikTok...
October 10, 2024“It’s like they don’t even care that I’ve got a 5:30 reservation,” Greg fumed, blaring his horn at the driver ahead, hoping to...
October 10, 2024"It’s like he doesn’t even understand I'm upset," says Jess, as her new puppy lovingly destroys her shoes.
October 10, 2024"Local twenty-something Ashley M. has added 'bisexual' to her Instagram bio, comparing it to sprinkling a touch of parsley over a plain dish...
October 9, 2024In what sources are calling a resounding victory for the lowered expectations of dating in the modern age, local woman Linda M., 29,...
October 9, 2024
Everyone Hates Joe Buck
"Joe Buck has managed to unite sports fans across teams, cities, and rivalries—with everyone hating him equally."
October 10, 2024