Year: 2024
Man Working in Call Center Wonders If Being Homeless Is All That Bad
After another soul-crushing shift filled with angry customers, Gavin L. is starting to wonder if living on the streets might offer more freedom...
Woman Drowning in Debt Thinks Getting One More Loan Will Fix Things
"I could’ve used the loan for my high-interest credit cards," Emily admitted while browsing Amazon. "But, like, I’ve been eyeing this smart fridge,...
Social Justice Warrior Believes Everyone’s Voice Should Be Heard—Unless You Disagree With Her, Then You Should Be Cancelled
Samantha L., a local social justice advocate, promotes inclusivity and freedom of expression while insisting that dissenting opinions should be silenced. She defines...
Local Uncle Confuses Google Search and Facebook Post, Desperately Tries to Erase Embarrassing Updates Like “College Girl Porn” and “Huge Tits”
"Stan’s entire extended family—including cousins, aunts, and even his pastor—were treated to such enlightening updates as 'college girl porn' and 'huge tits' in...
New Reality TV Show Will Feature Fat People Eating Donuts, as Producers Throw Loose Change at Them and Yell Fat-Themed Insults
“This is the future of television,” one producer exclaimed while practicing his aim with a handful of nickels. “We don’t need plot twists...
Aunt With No Medical Degree Knows the Perfect Essential Oil to Help You
"Without a medical degree but brimming with misplaced confidence, Aunt Linda R. has been prescribing a variety of floral and citrus-scented concoctions for...
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Karen Trying to Get Her Expired Coupons Accepted
"Policies are for people without rights," Karen declared, apparently unaware of how that word actually works.
Local Man, Too Poor to Afford Health Insurance, Buys Discount Chicken Meat, Hoping There’s Antibiotics In It
Photo Description: A disheveled man holding a package of discount chicken meat, standing in the freezer aisle of a grocery store, with a...
Local Man Passionately Defends What He Believes the Constitution and Bible Say, on Twitter (He Has Read Neither)
Local man takes to Twitter to defend what he believes are the core tenets of the Constitution and the Bible—despite never having read...
Greta Thunberg Calls for All Guitars to Be Electric by 2030
Greta Thunberg has now turned her focus to the world of music, calling for all guitars to be electric by 2030, causing panic...
