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Pretty Sure Dentist Just Farted But Can’t Say Anything in Middle of Root Canal
“I couldn’t even turn my head to give him a look,” Brandon lamented, “because, you know, drills and all.”
Local Man Pretty Sure He’d Run a Corporation Better Than CEO
Carl B., a self-proclaimed business mastermind and full-time disability recipient since 2012, took to social media this week with a bold claim: he...
Scientists Confirm: People Who Watch Major News Channels Are Actually Less Informed Than Uncontacted Amazonian Tribes
A new study finds that cable news viewers might actually be less informed about the world than uncontacted tribes in the Amazon. At...
The FBI Finally Finds Waldo
“After decades of international hide-and-seek, the FBI has finally captured Waldo in Luxembourg. Turns out, the best disguise was just refusing to change...
Grooms Break Off Gay Marriage After Heated Debate Over Wedding Dress
Mark and Jonathan broke up before the vows—because sometimes love is blind, but vanity isn't.
Study Confirms: Every $100k You Make Adds an Inch to Your …
In news that’s sure to make crypto bros invest even harder, science confirms: for every $100,000 you make per year, your penis grows...
Woman Adds Lemon to Her Alkaline Water; Scientists Confirm She Has No Idea What Alkaline Means
"Adding lemon to alkaline water might be the ultimate science-meets-vibes fail—because if it’s wrong, at least it feels so right."
12 Things Men Secretly Crave, According to Women
"Turns out all a man really wants is constant snack interventions, hourly check-ins, and a Zodiac compatibility consultation. Or so we think."
