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Carftoon of protesters in Moscow facing off with riot police
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BLM Activists in Moscow, Demand Russia Elect a Black President

"We thought 'ОМОН' was their version of BLM, but it turns out they don’t do allyship—just batons."

A combat ready Johnny Sins in camo
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CIA Recruits Johnny Sins to Penetrate ISIS Terrorist Cell

“With years of experience in deep-cover operations, Johnny has proven time and time again that he can go in hard, stay in for...

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Woman Lets Jesus Into Her Heart; He Hasn’t Called or Texted Since

"Local woman lets Jesus into her heart, but three weeks later, she’s still waiting for a follow-up text."

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Local Man Surprised No Food in His Fridge After Checking 7 Times

“There’s no food here—just ingredients to make food,” local man laments after checking his refrigerator seven times, hoping for a miracle.

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Pretty Sure Dentist Just Farted But Can’t Say Anything in Middle of Root Canal

“I couldn’t even turn my head to give him a look,” Brandon lamented, “because, you know, drills and all.”

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Local Man Pretty Sure He’d Run a Corporation Better Than CEO

Carl B., a self-proclaimed business mastermind and full-time disability recipient since 2012, took to social media this week with a bold claim: he...

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Scientists Confirm: People Who Watch Major News Channels Are Actually Less Informed Than Uncontacted Amazonian Tribes

A new study finds that cable news viewers might actually be less informed about the world than uncontacted tribes in the Amazon. At...

Where's Waldo? In prison
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The FBI Finally Finds Waldo

“After decades of international hide-and-seek, the FBI has finally captured Waldo in Luxembourg. Turns out, the best disguise was just refusing to change...