Month: October 2024

90 Articles
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Pet Cat Has Rich Inner Life, Owner Only Sees Cat Staring Out the Window All Day

"While Sheila thinks her cat Bootsie is just staring blankly out the window, Bootsie is actually plotting elaborate schemes, mostly involving how to...

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Politician Caught Telling the Truth

Political analysts are already calling the incident “the most bizarre misstep in recent memory,” with many questioning whether Hastings will be able to...

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E-Waste

YouTube Announces They’re Almost Done Getting Rid of Any Content with Value

In a bold new direction that has stunned users, YouTube executives announced today that they are nearing completion of their goal to phase...

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Man Working in Call Center Wonders If Being Homeless Is All That Bad

After another soul-crushing shift filled with angry customers, Gavin L. is starting to wonder if living on the streets might offer more freedom...

Woman laughing joyfully as she checks her phone, surrounded by a collection of Amazon boxes with packing slips sticking out.
Hot TrashLocal Woman

Woman Drowning in Debt Thinks Getting One More Loan Will Fix Things

"I could’ve used the loan for my high-interest credit cards," Emily admitted while browsing Amazon. "But, like, I’ve been eyeing this smart fridge,...

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E-WasteLocal Woman

Social Justice Warrior Believes Everyone’s Voice Should Be Heard—Unless You Disagree With Her, Then You Should Be Cancelled

Samantha L., a local social justice advocate, promotes inclusivity and freedom of expression while insisting that dissenting opinions should be silenced. She defines...

An older man holding a smartphone looks confused, surrounded by a group of younger people who also appear perplexed, each with a speech bubble containing a question mark above their heads
E-WasteLocal Man

Local Uncle Confuses Google Search and Facebook Post, Desperately Tries to Erase Embarrassing Updates Like “College Girl Porn” and “Huge Tits”

"Stan’s entire extended family—including cousins, aunts, and even his pastor—were treated to such enlightening updates as 'college girl porn' and 'huge tits' in...

A television screen displays a man in a white shirt intensely biting into a donut while holding another in his other hand. His expression appears strained, and the scene is set against a plain background.
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New Reality TV Show Will Feature Fat People Eating Donuts, as Producers Throw Loose Change at Them and Yell Fat-Themed Insults

“This is the future of television,” one producer exclaimed while practicing his aim with a handful of nickels. “We don’t need plot twists...

A smiling woman holds up a bottle of essential oil, with a row of various oils lined up in front of her and a white diffuser emitting mist beside her. She appears in a cozy, well-lit room with shelves in the background.
Hot TrashLocal Woman

Aunt With No Medical Degree Knows the Perfect Essential Oil to Help You

"Without a medical degree but brimming with misplaced confidence, Aunt Linda R. has been prescribing a variety of floral and citrus-scented concoctions for...

An older woman with a serious expression stands in a grocery store aisle, wearing a sweatshirt featuring a large, cartoonish cat with big, bright eyes. She holds a paper in her hands, with baskets of packaged goods on the counter in front of her.
Hot TrashLocal Woman

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Karen Trying to Get Her Expired Coupons Accepted

"Policies are for people without rights," Karen declared, apparently unaware of how that word actually works.