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October 7, 2024In a bold new direction that has stunned users, YouTube executives announced today that they are nearing completion of their goal to phase...
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October 6, 2024Samantha L., a local social justice advocate, promotes inclusivity and freedom of expression while insisting that dissenting opinions should be silenced. She defines...
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October 6, 2024"Without a medical degree but brimming with misplaced confidence, Aunt Linda R. has been prescribing a variety of floral and citrus-scented concoctions for...
October 6, 2024"Policies are for people without rights," Karen declared, apparently unaware of how that word actually works.
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