Month: October 2024
Local Man, Too Poor to Afford Health Insurance, Buys Discount Chicken Meat, Hoping There’s Antibiotics In It
Photo Description: A disheveled man holding a package of discount chicken meat, standing in the freezer aisle of a grocery store, with a...
Local Man Passionately Defends What He Believes the Constitution and Bible Say, on Twitter (He Has Read Neither)
Local man takes to Twitter to defend what he believes are the core tenets of the Constitution and the Bible—despite never having read...
Greta Thunberg Calls for All Guitars to Be Electric by 2030
Greta Thunberg has now turned her focus to the world of music, calling for all guitars to be electric by 2030, causing panic...
Local Dad Pulls Ultimate Dad Power Move
"It's the BBQ equivalent of getting pantsed in front of the whole neighborhood."
Man Loses 180 lb of Unhealthy Weight by Filing for Divorce
“I instantly dropped 180 pounds of negativity the moment those papers were signed. Divorce is the best diet plan out there!”
Man Turns 30 with Big Dreams, But All He Gets Is a Bald Spot
"I thought 30 would bring wisdom and success," says local man. "Turns out, all it brought was male-pattern betrayal."
Man Devastated After Losing 8-Leg Parlay; Sources Confirm Rent Money Was on the Line
"I was one game away from never working again!"
Man Wonders “Who Are These Kids, and Why Are They Calling Me Dad?” After Working 65-80 Hours Per Week for the Past 7 Years
Local man Greg T. discovers two small humans calling him "Dad" after spending the last seven years buried in work.
Harley-Davidson Owner Begins Questioning if It’s the Bikes or the Men in Leather He’s Truly Into
Brad Thompson, a long-time Harley-Davidson enthusiast, is questioning the nature of his passion for motorcycling. While he appreciates his motorcycle, he finds himself...
Nation’s Obese Women Declare Scales Are Fatphobic, Demand More Inclusive Measuring Systems
In a groundbreaking act of self-empowerment, a coalition of the nation’s obese women has officially declared that bathroom scales are “fatphobic,” citing their...
