"I’m just here to help with your internet connection," said the customer service rep, just moments before reconsidering her entire life.
October 14, 2024Local man Dave R. reveals his unusual fetish for financial domination, finding excitement in debt and tax obligations rather than traditional kinks. He...
October 14, 2024"Local jogger Matt T. spends more time curating the ultimate 'Beast Mode' playlist than actually running – because true cardio requires a soundtrack."
October 12, 2024"Local gym-goer Todd R. has been misusing fitness equipment for six months and refuses all assistance, claiming he’s 'just here for the vibes.'"
October 12, 2024"The dog won’t talk back, it won’t order DoorDash four times a week, and at this point, it has a better chance of...
October 12, 2024"A new study confirms it: Arizonans will tell you 'it’s a dry heat' within minutes of meeting you, regardless of conversational context."
October 12, 2024Zero victories, but infinite amounts of beer and camaraderie. "Pitch, Please" shows us all that winning isn't everything—especially when you've got a cooler...
October 12, 2024A new study shows 98% of hot air balloon fatalities involve white people, prompting scientists to dub it “The Latte Fatality Effect.” Could...
October 12, 2024"There’s nothing like the taste of burning failure and Minute Rice,” Sarah said, wiping away a tear with a leftover chicken bone."
October 11, 2024Local man’s wife suggests a farmer's market trip on Football Sunday, completely oblivious to the devastating consequences for their marriage.
October 11, 2024