Month: October 2024
12 Things Men Secretly Crave, According to Women
"Turns out all a man really wants is constant snack interventions, hourly check-ins, and a Zodiac compatibility consultation. Or so we think."
Area Divorced Dads Know Nothing About Women, Everything About Diesel Engines, Smoking Pork Butt, and WWII Submarines
New stats reveal area divorced dads have a 100% proficiency in diesel engines, smoking pork, and WWII submarines, but are clueless about relationships.
Local Yard’s Fattest Squirrel Now a Round, Rolling Force of Nature
Lord Fatty McAcorn, a squirrel so round he's practically rolling, has taken winter prep to new extremes by eating everything in sight. Who...
Local Housewife Holds Strong Opinions on Geopolitics Despite Never Leaving Iowa
"I don’t need to go to Europe to know it’s a mess over there,” says Karen L., 52, who holds strong opinions on...
Man Claims “It’s About the Journey, Not the Destination” as Family Realizes They’ve Been Lost for 3 Hours
ocal man Jared F. was reported as saying, "It’s about the journey, not the destination," while stubbornly refusing to admit he’s been lost...
Man Fears Nothing at a Haunted House, His Own Apartment – The Real Horror
"Bryan S. laughed his way through the state’s most terrifying haunted house. His secret? His apartment is a far scarier place."
Local Uncle Turns Bright Red After Yelling at TV Over 30-Second Nancy Pelosi Clip
Uncle Randy turned bright red last night, not from sunburn, but from a TV-induced meltdown after seeing Nancy Pelosi on screen for a...
Teenage Girl Unlocks All the Achievements on Her Car’s Dashboard
Local teen Madison P. mistakes her car’s warning lights for game-like achievements, believing she’s unlocking next-level driving skills—while her car slowly falls apart.
Alabama Couple Ditches First Dance for Field-Dressing a Deer
In lieu of a first dance, one Alabama couple is choosing to field-dress a deer at their wedding, with a Waffle House reception...
Woman Still Convinced She Will Receive Free iPhone 15
Karen M. remains unwavering in her belief that she will receive a free iPhone 15 after responding to a suspicious pop-up ad. Despite...
