Local man David B. realizes he's no longer part of the cool crowd after being referred to as born in the "late 1900s"...
October 15, 2024“It’s like, if you’re not doing this TikTok challenge, why are you even alive? What do you do all day? Work? Pffft, that’s...
October 14, 2024After 364 days of rigorous non-laundry, local man Greg M. undertakes his yearly bed-sheet change, declaring his bed a 'sanctified' zone.
October 14, 2024"I’m just here to help with your internet connection," said the customer service rep, just moments before reconsidering her entire life.
October 14, 2024Local man Dave R. reveals his unusual fetish for financial domination, finding excitement in debt and tax obligations rather than traditional kinks. He...
October 14, 2024"Local jogger Matt T. spends more time curating the ultimate 'Beast Mode' playlist than actually running – because true cardio requires a soundtrack."
October 12, 2024"Local gym-goer Todd R. has been misusing fitness equipment for six months and refuses all assistance, claiming he’s 'just here for the vibes.'"
October 12, 2024"The dog won’t talk back, it won’t order DoorDash four times a week, and at this point, it has a better chance of...
October 12, 2024"A new study confirms it: Arizonans will tell you 'it’s a dry heat' within minutes of meeting you, regardless of conversational context."
October 12, 2024Zero victories, but infinite amounts of beer and camaraderie. "Pitch, Please" shows us all that winning isn't everything—especially when you've got a cooler...
October 12, 2024