Month: October 2024

90 Articles
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Hot TrashLocal Man

When 90s Nostalgia Meets Gen Z: A Personal Story

Local man David B. realizes he's no longer part of the cool crowd after being referred to as born in the "late 1900s"...

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E-Waste

New TikTok Trend Takes Over, You’re Dumb for Not Following It

“It’s like, if you’re not doing this TikTok challenge, why are you even alive? What do you do all day? Work? Pffft, that’s...

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Local Man Performs Annual ‘Change of Bed Sheets’ Ritual

After 364 days of rigorous non-laundry, local man Greg M. undertakes his yearly bed-sheet change, declaring his bed a 'sanctified' zone.

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Hot TrashLocal Man

Local Man Feels Urge to Discuss Politics With Customer Service Rep

"I’m just here to help with your internet connection," said the customer service rep, just moments before reconsidering her entire life.

Hot TrashLocal Man

Local Man’s Biggest Turn-On Is Getting IRS Notices

Local man Dave R. reveals his unusual fetish for financial domination, finding excitement in debt and tax obligations rather than traditional kinks. He...

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Garbage TimeLocal Man

Jogger Spends More Time Picking Playlist Than Actually Running

"Local jogger Matt T. spends more time curating the ultimate 'Beast Mode' playlist than actually running – because true cardio requires a soundtrack."

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Garbage TimeLocal Man

Guy at Gym Still Doesn’t Know How to Use Half the Equipment, But He’s Not Asking

"Local gym-goer Todd R. has been misusing fitness equipment for six months and refuses all assistance, claiming he’s 'just here for the vibes.'"

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E-WasteLocal Man

Local Man Plays Another Round of Call of Duty, Sparking Parents’ Dog Adoption

"The dog won’t talk back, it won’t order DoorDash four times a week, and at this point, it has a better chance of...

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Hot Trash

New Study Reveals that Arizonans are 99% Likely to Use the Phrase ‘But It’s a Dry Heat’ Within 5 Minutes of Meeting You

"A new study confirms it: Arizonans will tell you 'it’s a dry heat' within minutes of meeting you, regardless of conversational context."

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Garbage Time

Intramural Softball Team Takes ‘No Alcohol’ Rule as a Suggestion, Not a Law

Zero victories, but infinite amounts of beer and camaraderie. "Pitch, Please" shows us all that winning isn't everything—especially when you've got a cooler...